completely-static:

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go watch Barbie

sour-patch303:

sorry ur boyfriend got brainwashed by the patriarchy. yeah he thought that it meant horses run everything. sorry.

t4tadrienette:

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ghostiiest:

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my favorite brothers ever

crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

heleizition:

stupid timkon and kon realising tim actually is a lil sunshine 

(based on this ask i answered)

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chonideno:

literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we’ve reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven’t even beat the game yet but what the fuck.

and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don’t vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it’s a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!

everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.

it’s so rare we get something like that, in any field. I’d understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I’m so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto’s world

greenlabcoat:

Pedestrian affirmations:


YOU ARE INVINCIBLE


AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU


GOD’S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU


CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:

his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas

aloofwindbag:

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It takes a village

bitimrights:

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All of Dan Mora’s Tim Drake Robin Homage Covers!!

ynartistic:
“““Oh, Link… I’m home!” ”
Finally finished TOTK the other night. The ending left me sobbing.
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ynartistic:

“Oh, Link… I’m home!”

Finally finished TOTK the other night. The ending left me sobbing. 

andhumanslovedstories:

My favorite story-related way to engage with totk is to imagine what the what random NPCs think about this guy in a bokoblin mask and a halter top who just plummeted from the clouds above and is now silently inventing the automobile.

spooksier:

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great year to be a zelda or a spiderverse fan. pretty bad year to be link or miles.

emberglowfox:

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birds of a feather